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Dear Avatar Prabhu --
I thank you for THE REVISED KAMA SUTRA. I am honored by the dedication, and salute you as a full-fledged colleague, as will Joe Heller, too, I'm sure. The only other book dedicated to me is a biography of the late Frank Zappa. Are you sufficiently acculturated to know who Frank Zappa was?
As for acculturation: Yours is the most fucked-up, bewildering case ever brought to my attention as a reader, starting, for God's sake, with a Roman Catholic upbringing in the famously non-Christian matrix of the Indian sub-continent -- an area, incidentally, and for reasons other than bizarre sexual attitudes, which is much in the news nowadays.
I have met Salmon Rushdie, your peer in blasphemy. While in deep hiding, he gave a corrosively unfavorable review of a book of mine, so I have put out a contract on him. If the Moslem assassins don't get him, my Roman Catholic Italian psychopath will.
Yes -- I am reading you, and finding you very funny.
Cheers --
Kurt Vonnegut
I thank you for THE REVISED KAMA SUTRA. I am honored by the dedication, and salute you as a full-fledged colleague, as will Joe Heller, too, I'm sure. The only other book dedicated to me is a biography of the late Frank Zappa. Are you sufficiently acculturated to know who Frank Zappa was?
As for acculturation: Yours is the most fucked-up, bewildering case ever brought to my attention as a reader, starting, for God's sake, with a Roman Catholic upbringing in the famously non-Christian matrix of the Indian sub-continent -- an area, incidentally, and for reasons other than bizarre sexual attitudes, which is much in the news nowadays.
I have met Salmon Rushdie, your peer in blasphemy. While in deep hiding, he gave a corrosively unfavorable review of a book of mine, so I have put out a contract on him. If the Moslem assassins don't get him, my Roman Catholic Italian psychopath will.
Yes -- I am reading you, and finding you very funny.
Cheers --
Kurt Vonnegut
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Dear Mark Evans Lindquist -- I thank you for your very friendly and
nourishing letter, undated and with the return address crossed out.
Morgan Entrekin, when a mere teenager, not only read my books but was
the editor of three of them, so he would be particularly adept at
noticing kinship between your works and mine. The writer who most
inspired me when I was a stripling is scarcely read at all any more. He
was John Dos Passos. Writers of my generation used to say that the great
American novel had in fact been written, which was U.S.A. Mailer's The
Naked and The Dead reads and even looks like additional chapters of
U.S.A. The other book which wowed me when I was really young has held up
better than U.S.A., probably because it is not so burdened with
historical particulars, is a minimalist work. It is Voltaire's Candide. I
have not read your Sad Movies, and Dos Passos surely never read
anything by me. About twenty new books a week arrive at this house, most
of them no doubt marvelous. I simply can't keep up. The fact that you
have completed a work of fiction of which you are proud, which you made
as good as you could, makes you as close a blood relative as my brother
Bernard. The best thing about our family, our profession, is that its
members are not envious or competitive. I was with the great Nadine
Gordimer recently, and a reporter encouraged us to speak badly of a
writer who made one hell of a lot more money than we did, Stephen King.
Gordimer and I defended him. We thought he was awfully damn good at what
he did. Long ago, I knocked the schlock novelist Jacqueline Suzanne off
the top of the Best Seller List where she had been for a year or more.
She was a sweet, tough, utterly sincere lady, and, as I say, a blood
relative. She sent me a note saying, "As long as it had to be somebody,
I'm glad it was you." For what it is worth: It now seems morally
important to me to do without minor characters in a story. Any character
who appears, however briefly, deserves to have his or her life story
fully respected and told.
Fraternally,
Brother Vonnegut
Fraternally,
Brother Vonnegut